On Drugs/Alcohol/Sex

On Ecstasy
" Tia can I ask you something?"
"Sure"
"What does it feel like to be on Ecstasy?"
"Like Ecstasy?"
"I wanna try! :D"

"How'd you break your iPod dock?"
"idk i broke it last night"
"WHEN YOU WERE THIZZLINILN?"

"Oh Tia, your face is clearing up, could it be the ecstasy?"

On Alcohol
"Tia are you an alcoholic?"
"Uhm no?"
"Oh casue I was watching a show and it said that most lesbians are alcoholics"
"lolwut?"
"Actually they said RAGING alcoholics."
"haha well i'm not"
"JUSTCHECKING!"

On her "sex life"
" *yealling about something*"
"Mom why are you so angry??"
"CAUSE I NEED SEX!"
"EW MOM NO!"
"Yeeeaah! If I got sex, the skyyy would be bluer.."
"mom stop."
"Graaass would be greenerrr.."
"Mom please stop"
"Birds would be chirpin"
"MOM!"

January 18th, 2010

On the lady at the front desk of her job:
"Be nice to her. She's short, but she's a mean little bitch"

I was on the phone with her:
" *off the Phone* STOP Jamie! *to me* Damn niggas always tryin to cop a feel"

On the Weather:
" *Looks outside at the dark sky* IT AINT GONNA RAIN! *two mins later;pouring rain*
hmm..It might rain a little"

On me not doing something she DIDN'T asked me to do:
"Tia, why didn't you put these back on top of the T.V?"
"You didn't tell me to?"
"You should have done it so I could say, 'awh you did that?? Here's $20"
"You would never say that mom."
"And your right"

On Dinner:
"Okay we're gonna have mash potatoes and OH I have some Garlic bread in my purse!"

On Why she wouldn't answer me:
"Don't bother me, I'm making Kool-Aid"