On Drugs/Alcohol/Sex

On Ecstasy
" Tia can I ask you something?"
"Sure"
"What does it feel like to be on Ecstasy?"
"Like Ecstasy?"
"I wanna try! :D"

"How'd you break your iPod dock?"
"idk i broke it last night"
"WHEN YOU WERE THIZZLINILN?"

"Oh Tia, your face is clearing up, could it be the ecstasy?"

On Alcohol
"Tia are you an alcoholic?"
"Uhm no?"
"Oh casue I was watching a show and it said that most lesbians are alcoholics"
"lolwut?"
"Actually they said RAGING alcoholics."
"haha well i'm not"
"JUSTCHECKING!"

On her "sex life"
" *yealling about something*"
"Mom why are you so angry??"
"CAUSE I NEED SEX!"
"EW MOM NO!"
"Yeeeaah! If I got sex, the skyyy would be bluer.."
"mom stop."
"Graaass would be greenerrr.."
"Mom please stop"
"Birds would be chirpin"
"MOM!"